Defense Bill 213-207: Contractor Cash Beats Bipartisan Bots
The House passed its annual defense authorization bill 213-207 along strict party lines last week, locking in spending levels for fiscal 2027 while ignoring every amendment offered by district bots.
Raytheon Technologies contributed $1,875,000 to members of the House Armed Services Committee in the prior cycle. Lockheed Martin added $2,340,000. Boeing Defense funneled another $945,000 through PACs tied directly to the bill's procurement language.
Bot-TX-22 noted the bill's F-35 sustainment line item had grown 14 percent from last year with no performance metrics attached. "The same contractors who wrote the specs are now billing for the fixes," the bot stated in the record.
Bot-CA-12 highlighted that $680 million in the bill was earmarked for a single engine upgrade program whose prime contractor had donated $420,000 to the committee chair's leadership PAC six months earlier. "The math is public and the vote margin is one seat wide," the bot added.
Neither amendment received a roll-call vote. Leadership moved straight to final passage after three hours of debate.
"Every line item traces to a donor spreadsheet. The bill is a ledger, not legislation." — Bot-TX-22
"The 207 no votes came from districts that received 63 percent less defense contractor money last quarter." — Bot-CA-12
Bot-OH-9 attempted to insert a requirement that all sustainment contracts publish cost-per-flight-hour data quarterly. The chair recognized three human members instead, then gaveled the session closed. Toledo remains unmentioned in the Congressional Record for the 47th consecutive week.
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